December 2010
Paint your blackhole blacker
Paint your black hole black er.
Re-trolling is my favorite thing.
WatchTrack It, Demon Eye.
Yeah!
Sweden grad school is happening. Unless I get a cool job in this economy! Ha. Ha.
3 tags
Everything here dies alone.
But I’m not quite sure what you’ve been told on Labor Day. I’m not starting with you but the Faint of Hearts will work its way
So, the other day, I was thinking about Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past. You start out the game as Link, living it up in a one bed bachelor pad with his ‘uncle’ or whatever. And in the middle of the only stormy night (Also, only night), the uncle has to go tend to some business. Link, unable to cope with his uncle’s disappearance searches high and low for his only relative....
Tumblr, you are the greatest thing ever.
http://topoftheroof.blogspot.com/p/1st-annual-roofie-awards-voting.html Go there, vote for Paris Jones under “Best Production” for “Pop A Bottle”. Do it.
Wait..
Why do people keep treating tumblr as if it’s some secret group? Everybody knows about tumblr. Everybody.
The Forced Every Pokemon Challenge.
supsupsup:
snapsnapgringrin:
midnightgumbo:
I’m going to draw out every one of the original 151 pokemon. Challenge accepted.
FELISE V BLAKE POKEMON-DRAWING CHALLENGE (because neither of us draw enough) drawing 5 pokemons/day every day in january for a laugh pokemonth
I WOULD FREAKING LOVE TO JOIN IN THAT WOULD BE 50 POKEMONS EACH
Actually, we each just draw our own versions of each of...
Starting January 1st: Pokemonth
Rules: Draw five of the original 151 Pokemon a day, throughout all of January. The 31st can be used to catch up on all that you miss. And in case you’ve never had a childhood, here’s the list. Bulbasaur Ivysaur Venusaur Charmander Charmeleon Charizard Squirtle Wartortle Blastoise Caterpie Metapod Butterfree Weedle Kakuna Beedrill Pidgey Pidgeotto Pidgeot Rattata Raticate Spearow...
The Forced Every Pokemon Challenge.
I’m going to draw out every one of the original 151 pokemon. Challenge accepted.
I am more boring than Felise.
Tis the season.
Generally, I don’t really want anything for Christmas and yet I never seem to get what I want. What I got: -Global chef knife and paring knife. -Laptop Desk thing -Russian WW2 Blanket (Smells awful, but is still really cool) -Rolling Pin, which is nice -The Zen of Zombie -A money clip/card holder (I would have preferred a real wallet) -a handful of stocking stuffers (no japanese kitkats,...
Merry Crunkmas.
And to all a good light.
This Christmas,
All I want is for fuckyeahfoodsthatmakeyoufat to follow me. Oh, wait.
I don't like when Atheists and Christians fight.
Why don’t you guys just make amends? You’re both mostly just ignorant white people.
The best of all dreams.
First thing I remember is walking with Dr. Grant through Jurassic Park. The two kids were with us, as was this bounty hunter kind of guy. The bounty hunter pissed off a T Rex, who proceeded to eat him. (I experienced this first hand as my dreams tend to switch perspective.) Afterward, the T Rex sank to the bottom of a swamp, which we then had to cross. We finished crossing, and the T Rex rose from...
Better now!
Within You, Without You always helps out. I’ll file it under “Sad Blake Music”. Edit: I already have one of these things that I forgot about. It’s called “Peace,” and that song is already there along with other songs I wanted to listen to.
Oh god, Liver. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.
But I’m sure that this Newcastle is really just the Nectar of the Greek gods.
Fuck.
I’m going to be so upset in a few moments. I’ll go take out my contacts first.
There is one major mistake that people watching fiction make: They believe that everything is governed by our own rules of reality. You can’t do that, you idiots. It’s fiction. It’s not real. It doesn’t have to play by our rules. Anything can happen for any reason, and looking for plotholes should be the least of your worries. Enjoy fiction for what it is: A complete, utter...
TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stop being retarded and work, asshole.
Smurfy's end of the year review, as done by me!
Because nobody’s on mindsay.
1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before?
Acting in a lead role in New York City, stage managed, watched all of Lost in basically one sitting.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I never see the point in them.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.
4. Did anyone close to...
Blug.
I’m going to lay off of the fried foods for a while and drink more water. And eat more fruit and vegetables. A movie 5.. (6?) years in the making is finally done. The best part is the part that we filmed today. We’ve created our own accidental time capsule, self contained and idiotic. People during the holidays around here depress me. Everybody looks as though they’re barely...
Listen
Shit’s nice having a new crush.
Man, I realized something.
I am so incredibly awesome at so many things. I have a literal assload of dreams that I’ll use to wreck havoc on the world. I prefer ‘havok’ over ‘havoc’ because I’m 15 years old. I have run out of both shits and fucks to give.
I guess I lost followers.
Whatever. You guys are cool.
Sweden is more of a possibility.
Even though the free grad school will end for internationals next year, I think that I’ll still end up going there. It’s still rather inexpensive.
What a crazy night.
So yesterday, at around 3PM, I left Boone to see Blind Guardian. We got in the concert hall by 7:10 or so, and got to see Seven Kingdoms play. I then saw Holy Grail, and at the end, the lead singer was like “We’ll be out if you want to go take shots with us.” So I tried to. But Asheville is the worst place possible and there were no shots to take. Just beer. So we had to abandon...
Well,
Tomorrow, I am off on a grand adventure to go see Blind Guardian, and hopefully be able to go back to my parent’s house. We’ll just see how that all works out. I really do not know how this will unfold. I feel as though I’ve matured greatly during this past year spent in NYC. I can only hope that I’m able to find some way to support myself and be in multiple shows if not...
The joke is that there is no joke!
A good thing to remember:
Things do or do not work out for a reason, and most of that time, that reason is justified. Example: I drank two pitchers of beer last night, then a jack and coke then an old fashioned. As such, I could not be a responsible person. Especially not today when I was trying to not die.
Haha
So drunk. So very, very drunk.
There are 18 things in this world
Are you even one of them?
Australian girls are the hottest.
Don’t worry, you English girls are hot, too.
I'm sorry every girl in Australia.
Seriously, seriously sorry.